Printemplates

28 editable monthly designs

Roast / Humor calendar templates

Roast / Humor calendars treat the month like a tongue-in-cheek poster: bold headlines, mock honors, portraits, and ticket-like graphics surround a calendar you can still use every day. The jokes are in the design language, leaving the date grid functional.

Make it yours: Replace the headline, tune the colors and type, add photos or events, and arrange a full year in the browser before downloading a PDF.

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Three roast / humor previews

TERMS OF SERVICEJanuary2027Last updated: yesterday1.This month is provided as is. Some days may run long.2.Plans made on Monday are non-binding by Wednesday.3.Snacks eaten at your desk do not count as lunch.4.Weekends remain limited to two per week. We are looking into it.5.By turning the page, you accept next month on the same terms.AGREEDI have read and agree to this month. (I have not read it.)Me, reluctantlySignatureSunMonTueWedThuFriSat1New Year's Day23456789101112131415161718MLK Jr. Day19202122232425262728293031

Terms of ServiceNEW

The month as a legal agreement, with fine print and a signature line.

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Good for

Where this style works

  • A desk calendar for an office, team, or friend group with an inside joke to spare.
  • A birthday, graduation, or retirement gift with room for real plans and appointments.
  • A playful event calendar for parties, productions, and community groups.

Design tips

Get a cleaner print

  • Choose a framed or central layout when notes matter as much as the headline.
  • The portrait-led templates are ready for your own image treatment in Studio, with placeholders where the design uses one.
  • Add the month-specific events after choosing a template so the seven date columns stay clean and legible.

All 28 templates

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Each link opens a new Studio document with this design. The month, year, dates, and seven-column grid remain editable after it opens.

  1. 01Terms of Service

    The month as a legal agreement, with fine print and a signature line.

  2. 02Out of Office

    An automatic reply says you are out for the whole month and back the next.

  3. 03Nutrition Facts

    A nutrition label for the month: 180% coffee, 15% actual plans.

  4. 04Receipt

    A till receipt itemises the month, from good intentions to void motivation.

  5. 05Mood Forecast

    A seven-day mood forecast: 90% chance of coffee on Monday, sunny with no alarms on Saturday.

  6. 06Coffee First

    Coffee first, plans later: a gentle joke above a practical monthly grid.

  7. 07Adulting Is Hard

    A lined month plus a to-do list for tomorrow (probably).

  8. 08Cat Supervisor

    This month is supervised by the cat, paw prints included.

  9. 09Official Legend

    Giant pink headlines cut through a black concert poster calendar.

  10. 10Medal Moment

    A half-page portrait dominates an electric blue sports cover calendar.

  11. 11Special Edition

    Acid yellow tabloid bands stack bold headlines and lively calendar rows.

  12. 12Daily Profile

    A tall portrait balances vertical lettering and purple lime calendar cells.

  13. 13Breaking Tribute

    Coral announcement ribbons cross a tilted portrait above cyan calendar cells.

  14. 14Honor Society

    Symmetric burgundy curtains frame a mustard headline and theatrical calendar.

  15. 15Maximum Acclaim

    Full-page photography meets oversized lettering and an opaque green calendar.

  16. 16Certified Classic

    Zigzag packaging borders surround a small portrait and checkerboard calendar.

  17. 17Midnight Honors

    Televised award lighting frames a panoramic portrait above luminous calendar cells.

  18. 18Double Applause

    Blue and fuchsia ticket graphics pair oversized quotes with calendar blocks.

  19. 19Professional Procrastinator

    A patient snail illustrates a calendar for professionally postponed plans.

  20. 20Chaos Coordinator

    A crumpled schedule and approval stamp bring order to chaotic plans.

  21. 21Deadline Dodger

    A ringing clock and witty lettering frame the next deadline.

  22. 22Certified Overthinker

    Concentric thought rings and a pause symbol invite a quieter month.

  23. 23Weekend Department

    Coffee and an office stamp reserve space for a restful weekend.

  24. 24Meeting Survivor

    A cheerful desk cat and coffee accompany another month of meetings.

  25. 25Caffeine Committee

    An illustrated coffee cup chairs a very important planning committee.

  26. 26Low Battery

    A nearly empty battery makes room for a slower month.

  27. 27Almost Organized

    Crumpled plans and orderly dates celebrate being almost organized.

  28. 28Social Battery

    An energy meter and quiet time sign protect personal downtime.